Discovering, at Last, my PC Muscles – My Kegelmaster Story #1
I think it was about 10 or 15 years ago that I first heard about Kegel exercises. “Squeeze and hold. Squeeze and hold,” I was told. “Oh, and you gotta do them several hundred times a day for them to work.”
Hmmm. Well, I was intrigued by the idea of strengthening my vagina. And I’d already had some “situational incontinence” with some of my gallon-sized sneezes coming from my pint-sized body. So, strong PC muscles to control urine flow and enhance my vaginal strength sounded like a great idea to me.
And like many a great idea, I threw the concept somewhere in the “extra bedroom” of my mind, along with a zillion other great ideas. Occasionally, I’d remember to do Kegels while driving or sitting at my desk in front of the computer. Squeeze and hold. Squeeze and hold. Somethin’s better than nothin’, I figured.
Then I heard about this ultra-orgasmic woman who was extolling the value of both using a vaginal resistance device and consuming high-grade fish oil. This woman went from being completely non-orgasmic to being spontaneously orgasmic, and she was about my age.
Hmmm. Well, I was intrigued by the idea of being “spontaneously orgasmic,” so I bought the best fish oil I could find and ordered myself a Kegelmaster 2000, the device recommended by the Mega Orgasm Lady.
When my Kegelmaster arrived, I was a bit confused as to how to approach this lavender-colored, penis-shaped gizmo requiring a bit of assembly and adjustment. I was disheartened. For a moment I thought, “Ugh! Here I go again, buying some something-or-other that’s supposed to make my life better. I’m never going to use it, and it’ll end up in the back of my closet, forgotten, abandoned, wasted money.”
But I wanted the promised result, and I was curious, so I gave it a go. I got a little lube, as recommended by the manufacturer, settled myself in a comfortable position and started doing my first set of resistance-based vaginal exercises.
At first I was making all the “common mistakes” mentioned by the manufacturer: squeezing my butt muscles rather than my PC muscles, contracting my abdomen rather than my PC muscles and, in general, squeezing everything but my PC muscles.
And then it happened. I felt it. I felt my PC muscles contract around the Kegelmaster, and I heard the tell-tale little click that the Kegelmaster makes when a proper contraction occurs. Oh, and what a delicious feeling. Deep. Strong. In my core. A wanting feeling. Not needful. Just wanting and reaching. Reaching for more. More of this good, internal massage. More of this acknowledgement and sense of my core. More of this pleasure that started within and radiated out. More of me, feeling good. Feeling powerful. Feeling relaxed and satisfied.
And that is how I discovered my PC muscles, at last.
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